And now that its Break...

WELL.

Aren't we all happy to be back in little old home town!

Well, hopefully we all are. Over this break I expect fun and maybe a music video.

PS: did anyone else take notice that I'm the ONLY girl in the picture above to have WRITING over my face?! Dude I'm not the prettiest thing, but seriously! ;)

~Love Crazy Cat Lady Megan

 So I finally got my Christmas tree up! Isn't it wonderful! 

I bet you are all jealous!

Since it is finals week I am keeping this post short and sweet.

Winter driving

So, I got this little joke in a text message earlier today, and I thought i should share it with you. See, for those of you that are not from the snowy states, winter driving can be interesting when the season starts. I had to drive back up to school in northern Minnesota this weekend, and was greeted with icy streets. So this message came at a good time=)

"Driving on ice is like having sex doggy style: one slip and you can really fuck up someone's rear end. Drive careful this winter! :)

Help Spread the Love!

Flaws in our Economy!!

I heard this outrageous new thing about prices while dining out.


"Due to the rise in the economy oral sex is no longer known as 69 it was recently changed to 96 because eating out isn't cheap anymore!"

Thanks to Sara Wegschied!

Sorry...

Well, apparently I'm going to be the only onion girl to write on this... Oh well I guess..

I re-wrote one of my favorite songs, "A Love Story" by Taylor Swift, but because the lyrics directly involve someone that I love and that doesn't love me I'm not going to post them until he is far gone, and I'm dead. Or.. maybe just til he is far gone.

So I'm sorry for the psych out on this one. I'll try to write a funny one that doesn't revolve around the tragic loss of one of the only people I really cared about.

~megan

Tiff Song

Be thou my Tiffany
you're in my heart.
You live in Morris
we're still not far apart.
We miss you so much
we wish you were here
so we could sleep with you
everyday of the year!

One week away
is Halloween day.
We miss you tons
so come and stay!
We don't have any plans,
but we are so cool;
if you don't come visit
You would be such a fool!

So next Friday
get in your car,
bring Fiona along dear
it's not very far!
Grab a costume,
with us you never know,
the things we get into
when united we are!

We wrote this for our dear friend Tiffany who is trapped in our hometown =)

WELCOME!

Yes, You have found it. The all time most bestest, thingyist, blogyist, thing in the entire world!!

(Minus The Thoughts and Scribbles of Megan!)

That's right people, you have found the answer to all of life's important and pressing questions.

You will laugh at this blog. It fixes all your sad days.

And just because you laugh doesn't mean you wont cry. I mean.. we are called the Onion Chopperz* for a reason.

Keep up because you'll love this~Megan
This is the Shit~Perfect Patti
I don't want one~Princess Angi